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I’m not saying you’re old, but if you were milk, I’d sniff you first" --Rude birthday card from the dog who sniffs a carton of milk. This funny birthday card is perfect for your best friend who enjoys humor and cute illustrations.
Product details
Product details
😃100% handmade - Hand-painted, printed, folded, and packed all by me
😃Size matters - A2 4.25 x 5.5 inches folded card (On smaller size)
😃Make it personal - Blank inside
😃Quality paper - Super heavyweight cardstock with matching envelope
😃Happiness guarantee - Full refund for damaged/lost goods
😃Sustainably sourced - FSC certified materials. No plastic for single card
Shipping and return
Shipping and return
📦FREE shipping on $30+ orders (US only)
📦Process time: 1-3 days made to order
📦Default shipping: 4-7 business days
📦Priority shipping: 2-4 business days
📦Express shipping: next day-2 days
📦Customized Order: additional 1-3 days
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